absolutely trash.

No one has formers.

People only fall in love once, with that one person they are destined to be with.

Nok says: one thing that really impressed me, in an interview, she said: “Pornstars are similar to gladiators back then. We both suffer in order to fulfill the rest of the society’s demand for entertainment.”

Sasha Grey, born March 14 1988 (I have an ex-boyfriend born at March 14 and he was nothing like a pornstar -we were in elementary back then, so yeah..you can’t tell much),, to quote Wikipedia,, “is the stage name of an award-winning American pornographic actress who has been active since May 2006″.

They actually give out awards to THAT? That’s like encouraging teens to dive in to the industry!! Can I go live there, mommy?

Amazing she is (again, says my friend), “she is so brutally excellent she makes me want to write her a song!”. Which will have no lyrics, off course. Just music and some moaning. and maybe the sound of the bed bumping against the wall? or in her case, that would be the sound of … I don’t know cos sadly, I haven’t gotten a chance (nor access) to watch her videos.. so,, anyone? email me.

PS. notice what the pic says?! “Sasha Grey RINGTONES”! And she is not a musician! Doesn’t that make you want to download it??

,, my electrical engineer friend! =)

Gwen Stefani is like ‘fashion-god’ to me because she can get away with wearing just about anything! She can pull off a leopard pattern tights with a shinny shimmery glittery purple top, whore-red lipstick, and platinum blonde ‘big hair’. She is a true trendsetter with celebrity as followers! Hint: Fergie, Christina Aguilera, Pink, Agnes Monica, Pingkan Mambo, Duo Maia, even Julia Perez! My housemate is not a big fan of Gwen, let alone Julia Perez. (My housemate’s the red one, and I’m pink. cos well.. it’s cooler).

Thru text:

Gwen is so mean! She named her soon zuma nesta rock rossdale! He will so hate school…

Nahh.. I think that’s just Michael K’s version of the baby’s name.

If so, what do you think the real name is?

Zachary Rossdale.

Damn. Zuma nesta rock was funny…

Yea…it was kinda growing on me also…

PS. I actually have no idea what the kid’s name is… I didn’t even know she had already given birth to her second son! I completely made the whole Zachary thing up! anyways, congrats to mommy Gwen!! ^^ and here’s a picture of Gwen nonetheless, because why not?

There are parts of your life you go through and you just don’t know where you are… you know, you could be anywhere,, with anything could be happening… and hopefully you wake up and there’s somebody, you know, that you can trust, next to you, and they’ve (always) been there… (Jeff Tweedy)

Please be Patient with Me - Wilco

I should warn you
When I’m not well
I can’t tell
Oh, there’s nothing I can do
To make this easier for you

You’re gonna need to be patient with me

I’m this apple, this happening stone
When I’m alone
Oh, but my blessings get so blurred
At the sound of your words
I’m gonna need you to be patient with me

How can I warn you when my tongue turns to dust
Like we’ve discussed
It doesn’t mean that I don’t care
It means I’m partially there

You’re gonna need to be patient with me

PS. Now I know with what song I want to get married to.

mmmh??

I saw this banner at Carrefour.

“Coloury Life Inspiration”

can anyone tell me what that line is supposed to mean? I’m totally lost here..

is ‘coloury’ even a word? is it like a funny word, like “I get all bujigidy when I’m near him”? or baby talk, like “I waff yaw muchly“!?

Newsflash! A friend just texted me asking, “Jo! is Tibet free yet? If yes, what from?”

What does she think I am?? an International-Relations student?? O_0′ wait. I am. in the last year, to be exact.

As been taught to answer things ambiguously and speak in a certain manner, my reply would be “My fellow friend, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer”.

So,, anyone?

My (ok) FANTABULOUS housemate, lets call her GARING (!!) – for the sake of privacy and sekuritas, and being brutally honest– made this heart warming cheek kissing breast groping panties touching (stop fantasi anda, perv!) post about us being bestfriends for 4 years (with all the drama) and finally living together in our last year of college *AMIN!*. Ini juga bentuk merealisasikan keinginan dari smester pertama kuliah. (tinggal the “work out regularly” aja, Ring! Nyahaha~). So here is mine.

Having a housemate is like *teen gewol gethowh lough mode on* “totally rufus!!” I get to yell a lot of “throw away your morning tissues!”, or “the rice cooker is moldy!”, or “take a shower will ya!” or “Uw! The hot satpam dude lagi duduk-duduk di depan!”. Wait. That doesn’t happen in just any house yaa?

Ah well, the making house rules bit was fun! Like about laundry, we do the whites on Mondays and the color ones on Thursday. We also have an “ET phone home rule” which stopped being a really cool rule after my boyfriend went “hoooom! hooooom!” while –in a retarded way- poking my shoulder. We also have the “no being naked downstairs” which we break in any given chance! Because we’re too lazy to go upstairs and get our pakaian dari lemari. But we never really place them there anyway, since baju-baju dari jemuran –yang sudah sampai kaku karena kelamaan di luar, di dinginnya udara lembang!- dibiarkan bertumpuk di sofa bawah dengan jargon “disini dulu, nanti di bawa ke atas” yang di ucapkan sambil lalu dan malas-malasan sehingga artikulasinya tidak jelas dan makes it sound like, “disiu wiu wiu wiu lala lili dudu”.

The terrifying bit is the fact that we have our cramps (PMS) di minggu yang sama (!!). Which di dunia cowok is like, “serumah sama supporter fanatic AC Parma di saat kamu adalah maniak MU”. (plus, we’re the kind of girls that PMSnya stands for: Pra Menstruasi, Pas Menstruasi, dan Pasca Menstruasi). *grin*

There was this one time (and Garing will immediately add “at band camp!”), we had an intense conversation about Rebecca, a character in Brother and Sisters TV series. The pointless argumentation ended up with tidur saling memunggungi. (kita ngga ada yang berani tidur sendiri, by the way). I despise Rebecca because I feel she’s pretentious. And Atri adores her because…I forgot. I totally blocked that out. (and Stella, a dear friend of ours, loves Rebecca because, “dia cantik banget!” That’s pretty much her reason).

Bottom line, *mengangkat gelas* I wouldn’t want another housemate. You are exhausting enough. Kidding! Aduh how to put in in proper English yaa… intinya, gw ngga bakal mau serumah sama orang lain in this last year of college kalo orang itu bukan elo. (did I just manage to make it sound gay?). ah screw linguistic! You know what I mean lagh!!

(Friendship is) something unpredictable,, but in the end, it’s right. I hope you had the time of your life. (interpretasi bebas dan sambung2in -something we both do ALOT-. From one uv Greenday’s song)

PS, I love you.

But blue jeans are not white!

(and I bet she’d reply, “and so are you, Jo!”) Racist! Pffft!

Euw! –di ulangi dengan capslock untuk kesan dramatis- EUW!

Barusan gw garuk dengkul *lagi duduk bersila* dan ada yang terasa ginjur-ginjur di ujung jari telunjuk… dan eng ing eng… ada nyamuk nancep di dalem kuku (or is it kuku dalem? Halahh~) dan darahnya berlumuran di jari gw bagai tangis seorang gadis di tepi sungai gangga.. *SLAP!*

Pesan moral dari cerita ini: jari bisa melakukan hal-hal yang hebat! *grin*

So, what special talents do your fingers have? Leave your story on the comment box and make this short article educative for all of us…

relax! panicking causes hiccups!

Having a long distance relationship *emo sob* my boyfriend and I spend way too much time on the phone (which not only annoys my housemate,,,, the radiation, my friends believe, have actually killed a lot of my brain cells too). So once in a while, I prefer ‘just’ texting rather than enabling myself to hear him YAWN! (can you believe that?? well alright…alright… you see, the time difference is making it tougher on him to still be 100% awake ngeladenin this insomnia ranting bitch slash girlfriend of his).

So one evening when we were texting our jempols off *lebay!*, he told me he’s having hiccups due to the drugs he’s taking (with doctor’s prescription opkros) for radang tenggorokannya. Being the smart ass I am, I replied,

“hiccups are caused by udara dari luar yang salah masuk klep yang ada di leher kita. So instead of masuk ke saluran pernafasan, it actually went to saluran pencernaan –causing hiccups. So it has nothing to do with your medicines”. *grope hug with nina the mengapa begini-mengapa begitu friend*

He didn’t reply for quite a long time… Ok, one, what was I thinking?? Back in high school he was like the geek (but a hot one tho) yang adalah juara olimpiade biologi tingkat nasional,,, and here I am, a girl that has blonde moments more frequent than committing sins,, telling him what causes hiccups??? And two, I should’ve stayed with being the half-wong jowo I am and say something like “aaaw babyku mau cepet gede!” atau “itu tandanya kamu mau tambah pinter, sayang” dan menambahkan “hudtik-hudtik ning nang ning gung” sebagai penutup sms.

Yay!! Aku mau cepet gedeeee…!!

And then a new text message came, “Baby, aku lagi di library”. Well, I’d like to think that I had out-smarted him and now he’s looking something up on the encyclopedia to get back at me! But I know him enough to know that keberadaannya in the town’s library has nothing to do with books. He’s renting a DVD and was busy choosing which. Ahh…Don’t we all just love movie-whores? *taking a moment*.