Long time no see! And I hereby greet you with my wisdom, as I am very very wise for my age *nods wisely*

Also because I haven’t been doing anything worth mentioning for such a long time, that I get time to actually think of all this shit by playing smartass; observing stuff happening around me. And to me. You’d know which one’s which.

  1. Besides reading, everyone should know how to drive.
  2. Human may make plans…but it is the Mothers who decide.
  3. Let’s take a moment to seriously think about number one. Especially if you happen to be from the male part of world’s population.
  4. What you give is what you get in return; be nice.
  5. What you give is what you get in return; wait long enough.
  6. Everybody remembers a friendly individual. But it is a well-mannered individual that everybody likes.
  7. The grass is only greener on the other side if you happen to posses a really depressing mindset.
  8. Gender equity is when a woman behind the wheel gets off with a simple smile.
  9. You are not reduced to a sexual object. You are reduced to not being seen as one.
  10. People are scared of hospitals the internet now that they put people in jails because of what they write.
  11. Stephen King’s “The End of The Whole Mess” rocks my socks! A nonviolent world doesn’t mean it’s a survivable one.
  12. Pause to think.
  13. Again, about number one.
  14. Let’s not label people. Not all blondes are such a bimbo, and not all brunettes are smart. Hint: Manohara.
  15. (To Mr. Colson, I wont fight you about Papua.) And whatever you might have heard of Jakarta is also true; the traffic jams are really THAT bad.
  16. One more time for number one.
  17. It’s refreshing to see someone who doesn’t care about how they look; be easy on the eye-shadow, dear..
  18. Congratulations to Titi Kamal and Cristian Sugiono; you practically shit in their mouth! I never thought I’d say this about the both of you on the internet (considering, well, one of them is Titi Kamal), but YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME! I am very grateful because the two of you have given hope to relationships that are struggling because of religion issues.
  19. It may not last forever, but who made up the rule that the best ones does?
  20. If in order to finally get your apple wagon to hit that star you must do something mind-torturing, remind yourself every now and then that your boyfriend is soooooo going to have to buy you a fantabulous diamond ring one day!
  21. Always bring extra copies of your ID card. You never know when you might need one.
  22. Julia Andrew smiles too much, and I ask too much… but let’s not judge.
  23. When two completely different advices collide in your head -stop thinking. And act all Nike-ty; just do it!

a link to Sharing wisdom #4, a link to Manohara’s drama, a link to an article aboout Pamela Andersons’ breats reduction (because why not?).

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