here comes your man!

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Last Valentine was the toughest, yet warmest Valentine I’ve ever had, so far. Tough not because I spent it alone, I actually had my boyfriend in town for two days and we celebrated the day with wine, which later that night my –what’s the proper English for “kampungan”? ;p – body threw up. And warmest not because the temperature outside was warm, as we were in Bandung that night. It was the warmest valentine, mushiness and sentimentality speaking, because the very next morning we had a pretty hardcore fight which later, very later that day ended up with him proposing. Sort of.

No, offcourse not, it wasn’t the kind of proposal a girl like me would’ve brag about. I guess it’s safe to say, on behalf of all young women (majority of the female population, if not), women want the kind of proposal that their girlfriends would envy, and their male bestfriends would copy. But it was just the perfect corny proposal, delivered in the basement of a shopping mall I barely visit because the crowd there is meh, but he needed to get his glasses fix (yes, broken because of the drama), so well yeah. Still, and I know this is gonna sound BEYOND lame, there was something about the way he looked at me that made me feel very secure about this madness. A feeling I haven’t gotten to know much since we dated. So not being hindered by the place and how I dressed myself that day, it felt pretty awesome.

Before I get to the cheesy bits, let me tell you about the fight. From the scale 1 to chris brown, he was FURRIOUS. And I was like amy winehouse who had just lost her life time supply of coke to a taylor swift groupie that thought it was happy-thoughts dust. But then I got tired of all the fighting, so I decided to leave, realizing I have absolutely no cash in my wallet, just my credit card, and since you can’t pay a cab with a credit card, I called Egan, like I always do when I cry, asking him to help me out of the madness. But then I went back, then Andro left, then he left again and came back again, then he left and didn’t come back for 10 minutes then I called him and he came back, then left again, then we all went laughing about this minutes later, then we went out for sushi like we haven’t eaten in days, and suddenly it all made sense: we make sense together. So I said yes. Sort of.

Because how often do you feel like saying yes to something that hasn’t even finish being put into a sentence?

PS. this might ruin the moment that punch-line was meant to give, but come to think of it, I really am frightened by the thought of Mariah Carey. She’s like Martha Stewart in South Park series to me.

my heart is your pinata.

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and there’s a sound effect to that, that goes like “week week week”.

and it’s frustrating ;p (week week week)

why do wasting time always gets a bad rap?

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The problem with unemployment is you actually have time to over-think things. Although you acutely understand that nothing good can come out of such brain activity. Or any brain activity, one would like to think. Well perhaps weight loss, in some cases, definitely not mine, as I prefer ice cream than therapy (because it’s cheaper and you don’t have to make an appointment).

A friend of mine once said that if my brains had foot, they’d run away from me. I think of way too many things. The perfect perbandingan would be (what’s perbandingan in proper English?); the total amount of the thoughts I have running like crazy in my head is equal to how much time you spend on facebook or yahoo messenger. Or your hair.

And because I am an awesome multitasker (is that even a word? Or is it multitaskist?), I can think of 5 different topics and focus on all of them at the same time! And this is actually a contradiction towards my own personality. (??) Well, I’d like to think that I am as hot as Elisha Cuthbert in Girl Next Door who just ‘goes with it’, and I do tell people that. (To just go with things~ Not tell them that I’m hot. lol.) I recall a guy telling me how much he thinks that it was very cool of me not to think much and just dive in a situation. That must be the nicest thing someone has ever said to me. And ironically, it’s not even true. It’s not that I don’t think much. It’s that I DO too much of it that it jams the system in my brain causing me to act neurotically, which some people might take as impulsive. Does that make any sense to you? I was like, “should I really put my thoughts into sentences and load it on the internet?”, because that’d only justify how much I never really make sense. But then I guess a blog is a pretty good tool for publication, you know, you can use it to declare things and explain yourself, which you don’t really have to do by the way. But I’m doing it anyway, this late, it’s almost 5 a.m in the morning and I haven’t slept all night!

A friend told to stop thinking of too many things and just focus on one specific thing that really matters. That must be the dumbest (again, does that vocab even exist? Or should I just rephrase it to “most moronic”?) piece of advice in world history! It’s like telling someone to only floss the teeth that they want to keep.

I just had a fight with dearest boyfran. It would be a lot easier if the fight was physical. You know, with big red boxing gloves and all. Because then I’d only need one hit from him to make me cry –because I am sure it would hurt like hell-, and he’d stop fighting in an instant. Yes, girls usually love arguing because they usually get to be the one that wins. But in our case, it’s much more complicated than that because the girl here happens to be me. Even winning isn’t satisfying enough! And I can’t really tell you why because I’m my own enigma. Just sympathize the dude that has me as a girlfriend because what chance in hell does he have in understanding me when I don’t even get myself.

I should really stop all this Emo tunes in my head and start acting like every other girl in this universe; perky. I guess if you fake an attitude long enough, it’ll become your character. Like the wiseman said; fake it till you make it!

PS. It might help if I start listening to Beyonce, right?

PPS. I heart you.

* while wasting time, I edited this picture I took of him with my cellphone centuries ago~ Hope you like it =)

this “dear diary” will bore you.

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Everytime I start with “not much has happen” whenever I finally write again after a few weeks absence, the post always end up being too long. This time, I’ll open with “plenty” so you’d get head ups on how much this post will bore you.

Plenty has happened. I lost the remote control so I couldn’t immediately change the channel when titi kamal’s single hit was playing on TV. I hate her for making me go to bed at night wondering how she could ever claim such song as a hit.

What else… what else… I swore I had so much in mind that I wanted to share here, but then a friend called talking about her day at WERK and it totally jammed whatever system I have in my brain that controls the balance to stay sane. I feel very much envious of her just for having a job, even when it’s something I honestly wouldn’t take.

And that’s exactly what my problem is; I am too much of a hopeless romantic that I extremely believe that one should only work at the place one’s most passionate about. I sincerely don’t mean to brag about it, but I have turned down two offers from two well-known companies, one of which even has a very good reputation world wide, mainly because I am still very much hoping for an opportunity I know thousands even millions job-seekers are dreaming about. The other reason is the ridiculous amount of money I am obligated to pay if I resign from the company before a certain period of time. And by ridiculous, I mean RIDICULOUS. I could buy myself a villa in Ubud Bali with all those zeros!

And I am beginning to think that it’s a mistake; to turn down the offers, and to share the story on the internet, making it look like I am trying to emphasize on how much of a snob (and a retarded kind of it) I am. So the next time a door opens, I will enter it in a heartbeat! And if ever that dream-opportunity later on presents itself, I’d just… kill myself. In a heartbeat.

A few weeks ago were my birthday. I am usually very excited about birthdays, especially if they are my owns. But this year’s birthday presented its evil self with an achievement-panic attack. I started to get attacks from series of deep-thoughts.

And trust me you, no good comes out of over-thinking things. That’s why I find it easier to be an emo and just whine and sob about it than actually thinking of a way to kick out the misery. It’s also easier when people take you as a perky naïve blond. That way, whenever a crisis occurs, you could just step out side and go staring on shinny things that blinks like stupid, and people would just let you.

It’s also easier to have a blog. Whenever you feel like breaking someone’s heart, you could just post a good bye note on the internet! You could also make it look like you’re the little cute piggy that the big bad wolf has been picking on. Even so, the big bad wolf sincerely hopes the piggy doesn’t catch swine flu.

I don’t trash people on the internet. (Ahmad Dhani doesn’t count). I have a blog because it saves trees.

Moving along to a warmer subject, Andro sent me two gigantic cakes (see pictures of it on my flickr page) for my birthday, and also for our anniversary *big grin*. Unfortunately, both of the cake made my fridge go down because apparently they used too much of space that it actually blocked the circulation blab la bla have no idea what the repairman was talking about. And because one of them is an ice cream cake and the other one is sort of like crème brule, only with liquor in it (for real), it can’t be kept too long in open air so I cut them to big pieces and gave them away to be the neighbor’s problem. But I LOVE the surprise! It shows how he wants to stick around, even when we’re thousands of miles apart.

My poop excuse for a bestfriend, Egan, also orchestrated a surprise party at Priska’s house. We spent the night eating cake and having this lovely conversation about –be prepared, hold on to something– WERK. lol. It seems that we just can’t escape that topic even if we try our asses off. And in between the oh so lovely conversation, we did have some pretty good laughs. So thanks guys! And I also thank Dwika’s cruelness in turning my emo-raging moment into a birthday present. Lol.

My awesome dad bought me new lens, and I didn’t even ask for it and it wasn’t my birthday that day. I have been experimenting with it a little, while waiting for my parent’s plane to land, as I arrived two hours too early at the airport to pick them up. I was too worried about being trapped in a killing traffic jam (you know how Jakarta could kick the saint of you, and I was planning on being a good girl this year so Santa would actually be nice), so I thought leaving two and a half hours early would be smart thing to do.

Ah I’ll continue this later, if not ever.. Off to sleep now.

PS. My boyfriend’s a true geek and he doesn’t even know. He has been talking for hours about NASA; naming the astronauts –even the one that didn’t get to set foot on the moon because his job description was only to maintain communication with earth from inside the spaceship (I’d get grumpy if I were him), also about how they took off and came back using different methods, and he actually explained why! It reminded me of that time we were about to land at Jakarta and he managed to explain to me the exact procedure an aircraft must go through when it’s about to land. Not to mention his knowledge of the history of Java, (he can name all the tokoh perwayangan!), also names of mountains and all sorts of expeditions the human kind has been doing since ages ago –in details; what they found there, the names of the people that did the expedition what did they do once they reached the top, etc. Talk about all that reading and countless numbers of winning eleven matches…. I love that geek of mine! =)

PPS. I strongly suspect the dog carried the remote control out of my room. She has been acting weird around me lately, chasing her tail and all. You know how guilt can make you do stupid things just to make you appear so occupied that you just don’t notice there was anyone else walking into the room. That bitch. 

the space between us (read: LDR) lol.

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Law of Attraction #2

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I’ve known this quote since sometime in junior high I guess, but a friend of mine hadjust recently shouted it on facebook and I thought, perfect! this is the just perfect sentence to describe the exact emotion I am feeling towards this one specific issue. Some of you might find this beyond cheesy, but ah well, I really feel that I can relate to this cheesiness…

I want to work there more than an electron wants to be attached to a proton!

So help me God.

My Boyfriend’s attempt of ‘ndodok’

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the art of ndodok.

Sharing Wisdom #2 (then updated!!)

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I’ve posted a thread about wisdom before, as I am very wise for my age. *nods wisely*

  1. Can’t sleep? Start working on your thesis. It works wonders!
  2. Trying not to blog so very often (so that people will think that you actually have a life)? Commit to finishing your thesis. Voila! You get yourself a big fat blog.
  3. When on phone, girls don’t like it when guys ask them why they’re so quite (because you know they’re reading something online) and just when she’s being chatty, you ask for permission to sleep. Seriously, in some part of the world, that leads to a bitch-slap.
  4. If you are friends with someone who has (very) low self-esteem, try not to be the manipulative bitch you are when having lunch together with him/her by telling him/her what he/she should order (just because you want to have a taste and you’re not sure whether it’s good or not so you make him/her order it for you). He/She WILL want to have lunch with you FOR THE REST OF HIS/HER LIVE. And that wont always result in victory at your end. Trust me, people with low self-esteem could be REALLY ANNOYING. (Having to HAVE TO TYPE so many His/Her and He/She is starting to get into my nerves).
  5. Guys, DON’T YOU EVER DARE GIVING THE SIDE-EYE when your PMSing girlfriend is pouring a tinsy bitsy more of the apple syrup for her pancake. Just let her get sugar-high. That’s safer than having her be on ‘normal PMSing mood’ anyways, right?
  6. Slap your friend when DIA starts to say MAAF out of habit. It’s annoying. Go audition for Bajaj Bajuri.
  7. You know your friendship is THAT deep when your friend BARELY apologize.
  8. There’s no such thing as “the cool genre” when talking about music. If your boyfriend automatically sings to a folk song randomly played on the radio, then let him be. On food, however, there is. So if your best friend has never had the devil’s curly hair (Indomie telor kornet keju-nya PAK MOES), it is OK to post about it on the internet that he is not the man you thought he was. (I know Gan, I’m being annoying. I’m just REALLY MESMERIZED with that fact).
  9. Never believe nor even think that you have “a type” when it comes to dating. You will most likely get attached to someone completely different.
  10. When your needy PMSing girlfriend text you something annoyingly mushy, reply asap as if your life depends on it. or else her cellphone would turn empty batt when she’s not home.
  11. No, baby, I’m not talking about you. It’s about a friend of mines with her boyfriend. Really. Seriously, I’m not kidding. Relax. It’s not about you. Trust me. Really.
  12. This next few lines is directed to NINA, a very good and urm unique friend of mine. You know you’re in love trouble when you talk faster than me. No one sane and cute talks faster than me. So just answer his calls, already. He asked me about you through ym.
  13. This is for u-know-who-u-r retarded friend of mine: You know you’re into someone when he’s completely unavailable or gay. kidding. (but not so kidding). “you know you’re into someone when you bring up his name at very random moments then call me a bitch for asking about him” (??)
  14. Random: One of the security guard at my place is ganteng me’ten-teng according to adin and atri. I must say… they are telling the truth (with an exaggeration). Girls, his name is angga. I wasn’t planning on going out (as it was weekend, and sane people stay in on weekends), but I was really currious, so I went down on him stairs looking for him to ask him for my car keys because I need to get my sandals. and please don’t tell him you read it here. the things I do for my mates. gosh.
  15. Andro, he’s nothing compared to you. or your arms. your shoulders. your back. your chest. and the abs… btw, have I mentioned your shoulders? oh, and your severe cheesiness ^^
  16. You know you should spend some time out of Bandung when you complain about how long it takes to get to Paris Van Java from Ayam Goreng Suharti (Cemara).
  17. If you’re currently in a relationship and planning to go eat at Pak Moes on a Saturday Night and play “What If” or “Marry, Fuck, Kill” game with your bestfriend that you haven’t gotten the chance to spend some quality time with, bring your cellphone. If you’re single, then, too bad.
  18. You know you have to go to the bathroom when … it feels like it. So, enough for sharing wisdom #2.

ah-oh before I go, can anyone (preferably a cute IT geek, part time. full time ridiculously wealthy and has no idea about it. male. above 30) help me with the whole placing-picture-on-my-posts madness? Because no matter which box I check before uploading, THE IMAGES WILL ALWAYS APPEAR ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE POST AND IT’S STARTING TO GET INTO MY NERVES. SEE THE PICTURE??? I SET IT ON ‘CENTER’! -problem solved now, thanks to Michael Jubel who made me try change the theme-

PS. I freakishly miss my quirky boyfriend so bad! and it has NOTHING to do with that picture.

how do you know you’re in love?

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INTBTYLMETBWTTWAO

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There are parts of your life you go through and you just don’t know where you are… you know, you could be anywhere,, with anything could be happening… and hopefully you wake up and there’s somebody, you know, that you can trust, next to you, and they’ve (always) been there… (Jeff Tweedy)

5 May 2008

Please be Patient with Me - Wilco

I should warn you
When I’m not well
I can’t tell
Oh, there’s nothing I can do
To make this easier for you

You’re gonna need to be patient with me

I’m this apple, this happening stone
When I’m alone
Oh, but my blessings get so blurred
At the sound of your words
I’m gonna need you to be patient with me

How can I warn you when my tongue turns to dust
Like we’ve discussed
It doesn’t mean that I don’t care
It means I’m partially there

You’re gonna need to be patient with me

PS. Now I know with what song I want to get married to.

cegukan tanda mau cepet gede…

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relax! panicking causes hiccups!

relax! panicking causes hiccups!

Having a long distance relationship *emo sob* my boyfriend and I spend way too much time on the phone (which not only annoys my housemate,,,, the radiation, my friends believe, have actually killed a lot of my brain cells too). So once in a while, I prefer ‘just’ texting rather than enabling myself to hear him YAWN! (can you believe that?? well alright…alright… you see, the time difference is making it tougher on him to still be 100% awake ngeladenin this insomnia ranting bitch slash girlfriend of his).

So one evening when we were texting our jempols off *lebay!*, he told me he’s having hiccups due to the drugs he’s taking (with doctor’s prescription opkros) for radang tenggorokannya. Being the smart ass I am, I replied,

“hiccups are caused by udara dari luar yang salah masuk klep yang ada di leher kita. So instead of masuk ke saluran pernafasan, it actually went to saluran pencernaan –causing hiccups. So it has nothing to do with your medicines”. *grope hug with nina the mengapa begini-mengapa begitu friend*

He didn’t reply for quite a long time… Ok, one, what was I thinking?? Back in high school he was like the geek (but a hot one tho) yang adalah juara olimpiade biologi tingkat nasional,,, and here I am, a girl that has blonde moments more frequent than committing sins,, telling him what causes hiccups??? And two, I should’ve stayed with being the half-wong jowo I am and say something like “aaaw babyku mau cepet gede!” atau “itu tandanya kamu mau tambah pinter, sayang” dan menambahkan “hudtik-hudtik ning nang ning gung” sebagai penutup sms.

Yay!! Aku mau cepet gedeeee…!!

And then a new text message came, “Baby, aku lagi di library”. Well, I’d like to think that I had out-smarted him and now he’s looking something up on the encyclopedia to get back at me! But I know him enough to know that keberadaannya in the town’s library has nothing to do with books. He’s renting a DVD and was busy choosing which. Ahh…Don’t we all just love movie-whores? *taking a moment*.