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yoan (admin)
Things I have learned. I am really wise for my age *lol*
- Even guys don’t like it when you say, “oh it’s refreshing to see someone who doesn’t care abut how they look”. Never be honest when it comes to commenting new hair cuts.
- Police officers don’t like it when you say, “mentang-mentang tanggal tua nih Pak?”.
- NEVER LEAVE a girl ‘to cool down’. There are NO SUCH THING as COOLING DOWN!
- If your boyfriend is in town, don’t joke about the bruises you got from sport to your mother. She will take it very seriously.
- Don’t joke about your brother’s virginity to your mother.
- Don’t joke with your mother.
- Jangan pernah makan asinan bogor on an empty stomach.
- Jangan pernah makan asinan bogor.
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