So my housemate, Atri Triratnani Priamanaya Siregar, (I am soooo anak SMP lagi bikin cerpen; nulis nama panjang setiap tokoh yang terlibat dalam cerpen tepat di ‘scene’ pertama mereka muncul!), posted an…urmm..post? to her multiply site (I so love having a domain! *SLAP!) about this ex-beauty queen that kidnapped a Mormon she had a crush on, and forced him to have sex with her in some hidden cottage in the woods (I’m not really good with remembering stories, so your secrets are always save with me). She forced him to have intercourse with her while being tied up on the bed. Well, I don’t pity the dude. Because the article said, “was forced to have sex with her four times”.

I will let you do the “penalaran”. (I mean, doesn’t a guy needs to have an erection to have sex? And having erections means he’s excited kan??)

A decade later –or so, I’m not really good with math either. Come to think of it, I’m not really good with anything at all!-, the outstanding impulsive bitch made headlines lagi karena sukses kloning her pit-bull (sampai 4 banyaknya!) with the help of some Korean Institute. And was discovered later on, that the pit bull yang di kloning ternyata adalah pit bull yang dia ‘selamatkan’ (read: breaking and entering and stealing!) from being taken down for attacking a human being, to death! In the investigation, she said, “pit-bulls are my kind of dog”. (why do I get a marilyn manson image in my head?). Dan aku penasaran kenapa anjingnya ngga attack dia juga pas dia nyolongnya?

Someone needs to tell her that it is OK to be weird…but being weird is only sexy up to a certain level. I mean, my boyfriend’s weird, my bestfriends are weird (and retarded) (and sometimes an ass) (but I love them nevertheless), and even I am weird! (in my defense “weird” is now the new “cool”. Like “emo” is the new “gothic”. And Pink is…well it’s red, but not quite).

But seriously lady, ‘that’ amount of weirdness…is just…urmmm what’s the word yaa…

Constipating!

PS. You may use the word “unique” or “special” if you’re not comfortable with the word “weird”.

Or if you’re in denial.

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