absolutely trash.

Having a long distance relationship *emo sob* my boyfriend and I spend way too much time on the phone (which not only annoys my housemate,,,, the radiation, my friends believe, have actually killed a lot of my brain cells too). So once in a while, I prefer ‘just’ texting rather than enabling myself to hear him YAWN! (can you believe that?? well alright…alright… you see, the time difference is making it tougher on him to still be 100% awake ngeladenin this insomnia ranting bitch slash girlfriend of his).

So one evening when we were texting our jempols off *lebay!*, he told me he’s having hiccups due to the drugs he’s taking (with doctor’s prescription opkros) for radang tenggorokannya. Being the smart ass I am, I replied,

“hiccups are caused by udara dari luar yang salah masuk klep yang ada di leher kita. So instead of masuk ke saluran pernafasan, it actually went to saluran pencernaan –causing hiccups. So it has nothing to do with your medicines”. *grope hug with nina the mengapa begini-mengapa begitu friend*

He didn’t reply for quite a long time… Ok, one, what was I thinking?? Back in high school he was like the geek (but a hot one tho) yang adalah juara olimpiade biologi tingkat nasional,,, and here I am, a girl that has blonde moments more frequent than committing sins,, telling him what causes hiccups??? And two, I should’ve stayed with being the half-wong jowo I am and say something like “aaaw babyku mau cepet gede!” atau “itu tandanya kamu mau tambah pinter, sayang” dan menambahkan “hudtik-hudtik ning nang ning gung” sebagai penutup sms.

Yay!! Aku mau cepet gedeeee…!!

And then a new text message came, “Baby, aku lagi di library”. Well, I’d like to think that I had out-smarted him and now he’s looking something up on the encyclopedia to get back at me! But I know him enough to know that keberadaannya in the town’s library has nothing to do with books. He’s renting a DVD and was busy choosing which. Ahh…Don’t we all just love movie-whores? *taking a moment*.

Setelah puasa mekdi selama 3 bulan (untuk menyelamatkan satu pohon), puasa informasi selebritis siang selama 1 bulan (untuk mencukupi kebutuhan beauty sleep 8 jam sehari, berhubung saya sering begadang working on my thesis *I love how kewl that sounds no matter how untrue it is*), dan meletakkan sesajen-sesajen di gunung kawi (tapi bo’ong), saya pun memutuskan untuk menggunakan “yoaniverse” sebagai the domain name of my very own web site. (which is actually not so “very own” being the gaptek yet gorgeous girl I am). *kisses to Mya*

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Anyway, here’s a pretty long chat I had with my dear friend Somantha Adyprima Nigraha about me being the plin plan bitch I am or to quote my boyfriend, “labil”. (Yesh, he actually said that to my face. But I’m still sniffing bau keteknya anyway *sigh*)

ANYWAYS,, I am “cushion”… with “caution!” as my msn status. (I know.. I know.. I’m lame..)

cushion. says:

bagusan www.dramaqueeningrum.com atau www.yoaniverse.com ??

[Prima] says:

dramaqueeningrum tuh lucu

[Prima] says:

hahaha

[Prima] says:

iya

cushion. says:

kalo yoaniverse?

[Prima] says:

mungkin biasa aja kali menurutku

cushion. says:

yeah…yoaniverse is soooo high school. I used to write “Miss Yoaniverse” everywhere like anak STM ketemu pilox.

cushion. says:

atau ada suggestion lain?

[Prima] says:

hahahaha

[Prima] says:

hmmm

[Prima] says:

I still like dramaqueeningrum.. it’s like “the place where yoaniverse hang out and bitch”

cushion. says:

this is like for gud. *like I am ever ‘that’ devoted! Ahaha*

[Prima] says:

yang kira2 bagi lu enak lah

cushion. says:

I like them both!

[Prima] says:

hahaha

[Prima] says:

yoandramaqueeniverserum?

[Prima] says:

it’s soo long

[Prima] says:

people won’t even remember it

cushion. says:

ahahaha

cushion. says:

so vote for one!

[Prima] says:

hmm

[Prima] says:

dramaqueeningrum feels unique

cushion. says:

yoaniverse is like yoan’s universe… and it’s more narcistic which pretty much describes me…

[Prima] says:

wah, what about dramaqueenrum?

[Prima] says:

your emotional state?

[Prima] says:

well gimana kalau www.mistressdomain.com

[Prima] says:

kayak bdsm site ajah

cushion. says:

ahahaha

cushion. says:

kelamaan di Belanda lo!

cushion. says:

c’mon prim! I need you to make the decision for me because I might need someone to blame if there are any regrets in the future!

[Prima] says:

ahahahaha

[Prima] says:

welll yoaniverse is fun

[Prima] says:

fine

[Prima] says:

tapi tetep aja dramaqueeningrum is unique catchy

[Prima] says:

easy to remember

[Prima] says:

PROBABLY

cushion. says:

you mentioned my emotional state tadi… well my normal state is “severely confused”, should it be “confusionist” then?

cushion. says:

nyehehe that’s not even a word!

[Prima] says:

you need a fake long white beard and a chinese hat for confusionist

cushion. says:

ahh so it is a word! *blonde moment*

[Prima] says:

LOL, do a poll!

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So I decided to (at first) go with “dramaqueeningrum”…as it is also the name of my previous blogsome blog,, which proves…saya nggak labil *stares meaningfully towards my extra-peppermint-gum-chewing boyfriend*

But then along came Srikasih Febriyanti…

cushion. says:

7:6 hasil pollingnya.. 7 for dramaqueeningrum (I myself haven’t picked one)

ebee says:

based on my typographical sense, i prefer yoaniverse to dramaquenningrum.

ebee says:

yoaniverse sounds way more classy. walo ningrum juga classy sih.. but it’s just so cheesy in certain level. hehe.

ebee says:

YOANIVERSE.COM.

ebee says:how cool is that.

cushion. says:

hehehe..

cushion. says:

well I am cheesy.

cushion. says:

and beyond corny, to add.

ebee says:

hahahhahaa

ebee says:

yoaniverse aja deh..

ya ya ya?

loh jadi gw yang maksa

ok ok, mba yoan sukaan yang mana?

cushion. says:

yang udah terdaftar yang dramaqueeningrum

tapi… yoaniverse terdengar semwriwing now that yang terdaftar bukan itu…

ebee says:

hehe yes yes… you know what…filosofi dalam seni. universe. ok, pengertian sebenarnya. you can even juxtapose it with your life. well.. kalo emang mau jadi domain seumur idup

cushion. says:

yea that was kind of the idea; my little yoaniverse *lol*

ebee says:

lo satu2nya yang gw tau came up with that name. yoaniverse. so yoaniverse aja ya? ya ya ya? polling gw massal aja deh..

cushion. says:

kalo gitu yoaniverse dehh…

Damn it, baby! I hate it when you’re right!