absolutely trash.

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I’m not sure if I can be friends anymore with my 10 years of bestfriend, Egan. A few days ago, I had just knew that he has never, in his 4 years and 3 months in Bandung, and I repeat in capslock for a more dramatic expression - NEVER tasted the devil’s curls in PAK MOES. For those who knows what Pak Moes is; No, I’m not kidding. For those who have no idea what PAK MOES is; you are so uncool.

Pak Moes is a warong (so if Sarung is Sarong, then Warung is Warong, right? *GRIN*). Pak Moes is THE place to have orgasmic noodles Indonesians refer as INTERNET which stands for INdomie TElor koRNET (noodles, eggs, and cornet beef. sometimes most times added with a mesmerizing amount of cheese). And some (strongly) believes that roti bakar keju susu Pak Moes lebih MHANTAB dari yang disajikan di MADTARI, The Legend. One bowl of INTERNET is IDR 7000 and they give mineral water for free because THEY ARE THAT AWESOME HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT KEVIN BELLAMY EGAN THE VERY GOOD FRIEND IN ME IS CONCERNED.

So one morning, my dear friend was having the hots for noodles. (That sentence sounded really weird having to know what male usually have the hots for in the mornings). So I suggested breakfast at Pak Moes which got a weak “ok” from him (I usually get a very perky respond from my housemate everytime I say the word MOES), then was followed by a “where’s Pak Moes?” that made me go ARE YOU SHITTING ME. Pak Moes is like less than 500 meter from our campus, which means it’s only about 1 km from his place and LESS THAN 5 METERS FROM WHERE HE USED TO EAT NASI PADANG (KAPAU).

A very wise warrior, KUNG FU PANDA, once said “there is no charge for awesomeness”. Well I’ll tell you this, in PAK MOES, they do charge awesomeness. Less than a dollar it is. But you get to experience a tongue orgasm like no other *nods wisely*

Egan was an internet virgin. Now he’s one of the cool people.

It’s been quite long since the last time I blogged. YAY me I have a life to live! Pffft~ yea rite… being delusional is fun.

That was what you wanted to hear, right? so that you don’t feel alone haha… sorry to disappoint you, but I actually was pretty occupied. And by that I mean: watching DVDs (or downloaded TV series) with my girlfriends and ordering food in.

Anyways,, living in a third world country disadvantages you in ways that often makes you go W.T.F. Yes, I am talking about KONEKSI INTERNET YANG SELELET SIPUT TUA YANG SEKARAT PADAHAL COST-NYA SEMAHAL-MAHAL HARGA PAKAIAN DI SEBUAH TOKO DI SENSI (I can’t say the name of the store because they’ll sue me. Yeah Jo, like anyone’s reading your blog. oh wait! There’s an idea right there *evil smug*)

…lanjut… YANG SEHARUSNYA ENGGAK MAHAL SAMA SEKALI MENGINGAT IDE AWALNYA ADALAH MENJUAL KNOCK-OFF PAKAIAN DESIGNER SUPAYA PARA FASHION SKANKS TETEP BISA GAYA ON A LOW BUDGET. Do you see the irony? or should I use a bigger font size and up load a picture of me screaming my forehead off, that a friend of mine took yesterday while I was watching a STOOPID reality show. (Gawd I’m filled with rage! I mean, W.T.F 2 million rupiahs for a plain black tank top?? don’t ask me about the reality show)

So my dad decided to subscribe “sebuah layanan akses internet end-to-end berkecepatan tinggi” yang merupakan produk dari sebuah perusahaan ternama di Indonesia yang bergerak di bidang telekomunikasi.

Berkecepatan tinggi MY ASS! Say it with me, you know you want to. Since the BIMBOS in their marketing team launched paket gratis di jam-jam tertentu,, those WHO ACTUALLY PAY harus berakting ala pemeran utama sinetron religi dengan pasrah aja kalo koneksi internetnya menjadi LAMBAT bahkan NON-EXISTENT di jam-jam gratisan itu. ASS WIPE.

And just when you’re already down, life gives you another kick. So I was on line with a friend on ym (THANK GAWD I FINALLY CAN AFTER THE 1.290.346.986 ATTEMPT), and she gave me a link.

Before curiosity kills your cat, you need to know, that the time I clicked the link she gave me, the internet connectivity was fast LIKE IT ALWAYS SHOULD BE DO YOU HEAR ME MISTER SEBUAH LAYANAN AKSES INTERNET BERKECEPATAN TINGGI?

Bee Bee : *ini nih bagian ngga bagusnya koneksi internet cepat*
Miss Yoaniverse: TAI LO. Tapi udah? isinya gitu doang? tadi *spoiler*-nya gw klik2 tapi ngga ada apa2
Bee Bee : ahaha… reaksi gw pun sama kayak lo… and iseng abis lo pake lo klik segala *spoiler*-nya!

Don’t click here.